Tuesday 7 April 2009

Who’s watching the Watchmen audience?

KMTR reported yesterday that a man has shot himself during a screening of the film Watchmen. This is how Slashfilm reported it:

‘A 24-year-old man shot and killed himself at the Regal Cinemas in Eugene, Oregon during a late night screening of Zack Snyder’s Watchmen. According to KMTR, there were about 10 other people in the theater at the time. The yet-to-be-named man was seated in the back corner of the theater. Police were called after patrons heard a loud “popping sound” behind them, and reported it to the theater managers. The screening was stopped and ticket purchases were refunded.’

Now that’s one pretty harsh film critic. I appreciate that 160mins can be tiring, but that’s quite an extreme reaction (mind you, I’m sure that one or two guys who have been forced to sit through slushy rom-coms have tried sawing at their wrists with the ice-cream stick before now…)

And I love how the additional piece about ticket refunds is added at the bottom as though a) that somehow makes it all better and b) the cinema-goers were solely concerned with getting their money back, while stepping over the puddle of blood at the back of the auditorium. Still, there’s nothing like a bit of realism to add to the cinema experience…

3 comments:

  1. Long films?

    I had to sit through all three Bored of the Rings films. Every one with a different girlfriend. None of them lasted long afterwards. The films got longer, the relationships got shorter. I consider it an insult to my arse that i forced it to sit through such tosh. Special effects are one thing. Acting and dialogue is what i go to the cinema for. Oh, and the chance of catching site of an actress' gerbil. That's good that is.

    xxPaul

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  2. Couldn't agree more but the substantial amount of man ass and full-frontal nudity made the 3hrs fly by!(in Watchmen by the way, not LoR. Orc nudity isn't particularly appealing...)

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  3. Well, you're welcome to send me the edited highlights if you want. Although i have heard it's very violent, particularly as far as women are concerned, and that's not something i can watch. Hell, i can't even watch Fight Club, and i once saw a trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean that scared me. Seriously. Am crap when it comes to violence. If it doesn't feature two people stood in doorways, smoking gauloises, in black and white, with subtitles, or is Finding Nemo, i can't watch it.

    xxPaul

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