Love this live feed excerpt from God’s Twitter during the early stages of creation (well, actually from Melinda Taub at Melinda Forever).
God: Gosh its dark in here. 7 days ago
God: There thats better. 7 days ago
God: Hey guys im finally on twitter! Whats up? 7 days ago
God: guys? 7 days ago
God: oh right. i’m the only thing in existence, haha. 7 days ago
God: shut up i wasnt talking 2 you RT @Satan I TOO EXIST 7 days ago
God: BOOORREEDD with endless void gonna make some stuff 7 days ago
God: Hey look what I did today! Separated the darkness from the light. Universe looks like a black and white cookie. 7 days ago
God: I shall call the light day and the darkness Eileen. 7 days ago
God: Darkness doesnt look like an Eileen. Lets go with night 7 days ago
God: Also i created heaven & earth. 7 days ago
God: also i created apostrophes but im not gonna use them 7 days ago
God: thats enough creating for now. Catch ya tomorrow 7 days ago
God: RT @Satan: WHAT IS “TOMORROW” 7 days ago
God: oh i forgot 2 mention i created time too. Busy day. 7 days ago
God: kind of lame creating 2day. Created a firmament. Not sure what that is 6 days ago
God: OMme so much 2 do 2day you guys! Got to bring 4th land from the waters AND create plants and trees. What should i do first?! 5 days ago
God: should have done land first. plants sank 5 days ago
God: fixed! Trees now ON TOP of land. 5 days ago
God: sorry no tweets yesterday guys. Made the sun moon & stars. turned out 2 be more work than i expected. Theyre bigger than they look. 3 days ago
God: another busy day. Made @beastsofthesea, @birdsoftheair, and best of all: @penguins. Those turned out so well. 3 days ago
God: made some more kinds of penguins. 3 days ago
God: Poll: What else should i make? a. beasts of the land b. creatures in my own image c. more penguins. 2 days ago
God: Answer my poll! 2 days ago
God: maybe it was a mistake to create the internet b4 invention of computers. 2 days ago
God: all right penguins it is. Yay! 2 days ago
God: oops. Penguins don’t like the desert. 2 days ago
God: or Indiana. 2 days ago
God: or the sky. 2 days ago
God: ill try the rainforest. Everything thrives in the rainforest. 2 days ago
God: Not penguins. 2 days ago
God: screw it. Made a bunch of other beasts of the land. Not as awesome as penguins but much less picky. 2 days ago
God: also created fake fossils and planted them in the ground 2 make the earth appear much older than it is. Just a little practical joke. 2 days ago
God: i need more followers. 2 days ago
God: #FollowFriday @adam @eve 2 days ago
God: @adam @eve I am the LORD your God who separated the light from the darkness. You shall have no other God before me for I am the LORD your Go
2 days ago
God: &#$%ing character limits. Point is, yay! I made you! Hi! Do what i say. 2 days ago
God: @adam: such as #noteatingapples. 2 days ago
God: @adam what do u mean why? Because im ur god and i said so. 2 days ago
God: @adam why r u bugging me about this? u can have all the mangoes u want and theyre way better. 2 days ago
God: @adam well youre just going to have to take my word for it. 2 days ago
God: @adam WHAT is ur DAMAGE with this apple thing? Eves not tweeting about apples. Shes just off – um – 2 days ago
God: @eve Hey! 2 days ago
God: @adam @eve: EPIC FAIL at #noteatingapples. Both of u r BANNED 2 days ago
God: so yesterday was really stressful. Im taking a break today. No more tweets til tomorrow. 1 day ago
God: Check it out, baby panda sneezing! http://tr.im/DsZ5 (took a break from my break to create YouTube.) 1 day ago
Pretty funny stuff, huh?
Edit: 12:34 22 November 2009
While we're on a religious theme, check out this hysterical vid for the 'Mass: We Pray' video game…
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